Hi Guys,
We have taken our time to study our Site users and we have been able to categorize the different types of users who use Naijaloaded daily.
Having been running this website for some years, we have come to discover that, what has been keeping us on track is the love we get from you fans. May God continue to guide and uplift every one of you all
Without you there will be no Naijaloaded, you guys are the Real MVP
So, Today, we came up with a List of the different types of users on Naijaloaded..
Let’s Go
1. The Ancient Followers
Don’t mind me for using the word ‘Ancient‘ the right word would have been ‘old‘ but am glad you all understand my point here.
These are the people that have been Naijaloded followers right from day one and have grown with the site right from the days of Naijacheats to Naijaloaded 1.0 when users have to Login into the website to do anything to the days when a Forum feature was implemented and now that the website has been converted into a Blog.
I hope you all remember those good old days of Free Browsing, Software Downloads, Forum and all..
Mehn, e don tey ooooo. We know you guys missed those good old days, we missed those days too
The amazing thing about this set of users is that they still remain with Naijaloaded all through till this very moment.
God mercies will never depart from your various household. The love no go die
2. The Music Downloaders
Like their name implies, this set of people are only on Naijaloaded to download the latest Music contents either audio or video and they are out. No story, No fight!
They don’t like Trouble nor the time to make the Platform look interesting.
Well, thanks for eating up our Server resources, we hope one day you all will drop your comments and make the platform become even more interesting
3. The Reactors
Smiles, not chemical reactors o. They are comments reactors.
These people can react against any content at all, be it News, Entertainment Gist, Music, Video anything at all.
Them dey para They will say their mind as it is, them no send you.
If a news breaks e.g ‘Wizkid Features Buhari in new single‘ surfaces on homepage, Reactors will be the first set of people to argue against or support the new development.
You guys rock mehn.. We love and cherish you guys.
Na una dey make Naijaloaded dey sweet all year round Una life no go spoil
4. Ghost Viewers
When Phyno and Olamide sang Ghost Mode, they were actually talking about this people.
They appear on Naijaloaded every second to keep record of latest happenings & update but never would they comment.
These people prefer to remain Silent. Only God knows why but I guess their Phone keypad or Laptop keyboard is always bad and can’t type.
I pray God gives you guys enough money to fix your devices so you can contribute to discussions on Naijaloaded someday
5. New Users
These people visits Naijaloaded everyday but one surprising thing about them is that immediately they join, they always want to ‘show themselves.’
In most cases they create an argument scene in the comment section and trust the Reactors na, them go face them squarely.
You can’t come into our Hood/Area/Adugbo/Territory to bully us and want to go unharmed feeling like a Van Damme
Most of the new users who don’t respect themselves always go back home with wounds and severe injuries
6. Foreigners
When I say, foreigners, I mean those who are outside the headquarters country of Naijaloaded.
These set of people in most cases are always in the Ghost mode category.
They don’t really understand Naijaloaded and it’s culture, they don’t care about the Discussions, all they care about is the Contents on NL.
One day one day, you guys will be hooked on Naijaloaded. Let’s bet?
7. The Google Users
This set of people (Google users) only get to visits Naijaloaded whenever they search for contents on Google and Naijaloaded shows up in the search results.
Google users falls 5% of our Total Users. The remaining 95% are our die-hard fans (Users who always visit Naijaloaded organically).
This set of people don’t add to any discussion, they only do their things, spend few time around before hitting the exit button.
Thank God this set of people are not much else Naijaloaded would have become a Grave yard because they won’t add anything reasonable to the platform.
8. The Fighters
This set of users are always here with their Machine Gun, Knife and Cutlass ready to butcher anyone in the Comment section who don’t go in line with their own opinion or don’t agree with their own point of view.
They are always available 24/7 to attack anyone at the slightest chances.
You all Fighters should Repent, hell is real
9. The Olamide, Davido & Wizkid Bouncers
If you are looking for Trouble, insult any of these artistes and you will have yourself to blame all through that week.
The way they will bash you online ehn, you will be feeling weak and tired in real life.
Fear them ooooo, they’ve got no chill at all. Blood dey their eyes
10. The Attention Seeker
I believe you all still remember the guy TTT back then? Also, there is another one now who bears “Codeine” and some other stubborn NL users that just like trouble for no reason.
They cause trouble and even abuse you without even doing anything to wrong them.
They abuse Parents, Write Terrible English and post troublesome comments on different posts just to get attention and feel relevant.
You see some of them insulting Muslims or Christians, saying all sort of trash. By the time God is ready to handle them ehn, even Satan gan self go shock.
If you fall under this Category, continue ooooooooo, the Thunder that will fire you ehn, it will be more than all Thunders of 10 years combined together then multiply by 50
11. The First To Comment & First To Download Crew
This Set of users will land on any News page and they will start shouting “First to comment” or on Music page and start shouting “First To Download” even if they meet 200 Comments on that page, they still fight for their Glory.
I believe someday, we will start paying them so they can make their parents proud
The End!!
The question now is
Which Category Of Naijaloaded Users Do You Fall Under?
We want to know.
Drop your comments.
The end.
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