Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Dr Joe Abah
The former Director-General of Bureau of Public Service Reforms and current Country Director of Development Alterntives Incorporated turned a year older today. Being one of TwitterNG’s major influencers, fans of Mr Abah paid him due tribute.
Dear Lord
As I get one year older today, I tremble at your awesomeness. All glory and honour is yours alone.
Here I am, Lord. Send me!
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) October 25, 2017
Reactions:
Happy Birthday to the Chief Evil Spirit @DrJoeAbah
Keep slaying, as a baby boy aristo. Your engine will not knock
— Ade Of Nigeria (@Hammdriller) October 25, 2017
Ezemmuo! I ga di! Biko, nara'm oji'a na mmanya nkwu m gotere i ji cheta omumu gi. Otu'a ka o ha'm na akpa. Ezemmuo, @DrJoeAbah, I ga di! http://pic.twitter.com/xpT9JqEFb9
— Bright Eugene VII (@BryteDude) October 25, 2017
Hope this song brings back the feeling. Don’t ever change! Stay as amazing as you are. Congratulations sir. May God continue to bless you. http://pic.twitter.com/SzIOZxFlgO
— Godspeed (@JesuisNaija) October 25, 2017
Lord please send your servant to the Villa in 2019… https://t.co/IhMQVLTNvX
— Expect CHANGE (@JoePathway) October 25, 2017
Here iAm waitin patiently for @DrJoeAbah to publish the location of tonight's birthday extravaganza. We have to cancel drinks+point and kill
— Moyo (@mokarios) October 25, 2017
2. @Aunty_Les
Also in celebratory mode is @Aunty_Les. She tells us how she caught her beau.
Today,some years ago, I strategically positioned myself for one tall, fine boy to collect my number.
Our wedding anniversary is in 18days🤣
— Aunty Sidi (@Aunty_Les) October 25, 2017
I've been deceived, someone save me from these strategic conspirators…Chisos.
— Prætor Mikha'El (@MykhaelMayor) October 25, 2017
Don't worry, you're still in charge.
— Aunty Sidi (@Aunty_Les) October 25, 2017
3. Elnathan John
Still on the matter of Buhari’s failed battle with corruption, Elnathan John has penned the President a love tweet.
Darling @MBuhari I know they keep saying you knew about fugitive Maina but I understand. Sometimes I read my own work and forget I wrote it
— Elnathan John (@elnathan_john) October 25, 2017
Reactions:
You are the president of a country and a wanted man is appointed and you didn't find out until 24hrs later then you sacked him. Lmfao!!!
— Okechukwu Ifeora (@isocroft) October 25, 2017
Maina should become a Governor, this way he would get 4 years of immunity like a certain guy facing murder/corruption charges b4 election.
— Mr. Aye Dee (@MrAyeDee) October 25, 2017
As a leader, let your detractors claim you are proud, petty, short or ugly but never let them successfully say you are incompetent & weak.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) October 25, 2017
4. Demola Olarewaju discusses the merits of Jimi Agbaje’s campaign video. The former governorship aspirant, Agbaje is now running for PDP Chairmanship.
WATCH:
@jimiagbaje’s campaign video…silence or absence is not always equal to lost influence.
May the best man win.
I like this one. http://pic.twitter.com/BRVsKS6qgv— Demola Olarewaju (@DemolaRewaju) October 25, 2017
You will not find one politician who has the meekness of GEJ, the force of OBJ, the oratory of Bola Ige + the handsomeness of Abubakar Rimi.
— Demola Olarewaju (@DemolaRewaju) October 25, 2017
As humans have their flaws, so do politicians – being human themselves.
Not everyone likes publicity except in campaign season.
— Demola Olarewaju (@DemolaRewaju) October 25, 2017
5. Oby Ezekwesili
BBOG activist, Mrs Ezekwesili schooled ‘Wailers’ and ‘Buharists’ on leadership today. This was after she gave the Buhari a good talking to over “Mainagate”
6. Christopher
Music producer and Lawyer has been in the States a short while now. He relays his struggle with acquiring an American accent.
To all the IJGBs that arrive home with smelling phoné, I feel your pain. Been trying to "keep it real" with my Igbo-Lagosian accent…
— Cikk0 (@cikk0) October 25, 2017
After 4,000 "excuse me"s, I began to roll tongue and try to talk fast. The other day, I facepalmed myself mid-convo. Why?
— Cikk0 (@cikk0) October 25, 2017
… In the midst of rushing, I said "twernty".
My tongue still feels raw from all the soap I've been using to scrub it.
— Cikk0 (@cikk0) October 25, 2017
7. Herbert Wigwe celebrates another Access Bank success.
WATCH:
Yesterday was a good day. Kudos to all who played a role in the successful launch of the #GermanDesk. It's time we take our destiny into our hands. @myaccessbank #changethenarrative http://pic.twitter.com/2PBs6d91uh
— Herbert Wigwe, FCA (@HerbertOWigwe) October 25, 2017
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