“Oh yeah, baby. Just like that. Let me cum on your face.”
Um. No? Why is he suddenly asking to do this and have orgies and shit?
I’ll tell you why. It’s all the porn he watches. Yeah, yeah. He’s different. There’s no way he watches porn. You’re so perfect and all he needs to be the happiest man alive. BULLSHIT. Be realistic for just one moment. That guy that you fuck five times a week is also whacking it to some chick wearing a fantasy costume while you’re away. Good news: he isn’t cheating. Bad news: he’s not as happy in your relationship.
A new study by Human Communication Research suggests that men who watch porn are less satisfied in their relationships. Vocativ reports that researchers studied 50 cases on the effects of porn that included 50,000 people from around the world. Luckily, porn has no effect on women and their relationship satisfaction (win!). But, of course, men can’t get off that easily. Apparently, there is a strong link between men that watch porn and their relationship dissatisfaction, sexually and overall.
Men are dumbasses, as we all know. No surprise there. After all of these years of meta-analysis that have been conducted involving many methods and participants, studies find that dudes still have unreasonable expectations for sex. I mean, come on. He can’t just expect to walk through the door one day and find his girlfriend going down on another girl. But yet, research says porn is one of the reasons he has these stupid expectations. And when that doesn’t happen, apparently it affects the relationship. What fucktards.
Now I have one last question. Does making a sandwich count as fantasy porn? Because that’s about as good as my boyfriend is going to get in comparison. Get over porn and eat up, asshole..
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